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June 26th, 2017    

Episode 199: I Need To Rub It Out

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast, Amelia and Bell talk "Elder Scrolls Online" and E3 thoughts.

Bell does not recommend: Shopping at 1 a.m.

Amelia recommends: "The Queen of Dauphine Street" by Thea de Salle

Also Mentioned:


"Magic Mike XXL"

"So You Think You Can Dance"

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

RuPaul's Drag Race



"Kingdoms of Amalur"

"Enslaved: Odessey To The West"



"The Elder Scrolls Legends"


June 19th, 2017    

Episode 198: The Avocado Toast of the MMO World


This week Bell and Amelia had a very serious and grown up topic to discuss, but we got distracted talking about our renewed fascination with “Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited” and ditched it. Bell also spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to convince Amelia to read one of her favorite books.


Amelia Recommends: The Invisible Library by Genevieve Cogman

Bell recommends: “The Chronicles of St Mary’s” by Jodi Taylor


Also Mentioned:

Parasol Protectorate” by Gail Carriger

The Fever Series” by Karen Marie Moning


Star Wars: The Old Republic

World of Warcraft



The Secret World



June 12th, 2017    

Episode 197: Phoenix Comicon Wrapup

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast Bell, Kirstin and Amelia talk about their panels at Comicon, the awesome Masquerade, and various other things.

CONTENT WARNING: There is brief talk of suicide toward the end of the show.

Bell recommends: Craftsy in general, but not the class she's taking now

Kirstin recommends: "Elder Scrolls Online"

Amelia does not recommend: "Captive Prince"

Also Mentioned:


"Original Sinners"

"Chronicles of St. Mary's"


"Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2"


"13 Reasons Why"


June 5th, 2017    

Episode 196: It’s All Sex And Crying

This week, Bell and Amelia argue over the actors they would cast as their favorite (and not-so-favorite) BioWare characters. We also decide that it’s perfectly safe and acceptable to just leave Blackwall and Merrill out of these movies all together.


Bell heartily recommends: “Time Team

Amelia recommends “Tower of Deadly Monsters


*This episode was modified after it was originally published to remove content that my have been harmful to some of our listeners. We're deeply sorry for any hurt we may have caused. We also apologize for any inconvenience, and are grateful to the listeners who brought this to our attention


May 29th, 2017    

Episode 195: Guacamole

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast, Kirstin and Amelia talk about the REAL problem with millenials. Nothing. There is no problem with them. TW: We discuss suicide in this podcast.

Kirstin doesn't necessarily like: "13 Reasons Why"

Amelia is pretty sure she's into: Instant Pot

Also Mentioned:

"17 Things People Born in the Late 80s Are Currently Experiencing"


"Life is Strange"

"Millionaire Says Millenials Should Stop Buying Avocado In Order To Buy Dream Home"


May 22nd, 2017    

Episode 194: So Much Better Than Red Robin

This week Bell and Amelia once again go off-plan and, instead of talking about video game fan-casts, we talk about video games, yoga, live shows, and worrying about our kids.


Eventually we’ll talk about fan-casts. Promise.


Bell recommends Yoga With Adrienne’s “30 Days of Yoga”

Amelia recommends “Red Dead Redemption”


Also Mentioned:


Katamari Damacy

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Enslaved: Odyssey To The West

Playstation Now

Steam Machine

Todrick Hall  

“Straight Outta Oz”

“Splits On Trees”

Todrick Hall’s YouTube channel

“Straight Outta Oz: Meet The Cast”

Tom Holland “Umbrella”

Saturday Night Live’s RuPaul’s Drag Race skit

Countable App



May 15th, 2017    

Episode 193: Bodies Are Gross

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast, Amelia and Bell talk about how bodies are gross and how self care and disorders like eating disorders and dysmorphia interact.

Trigger Warnings for talk about food and disordered eating.

Amelia recommends: "The Handmaid's Tale" on Hulu

Bell is meh about: "Lifeline 2: Bloodlines"

Also Mentioned:

"Lifeline" Games

Yoga with Adriene

Cerave Foaming Cleanser

Neutrogena Ageless Intensives

Ponds Dry Skin Cream

Neutrogena Hydro Boost

La Fresh Make Up Wipes

Triderma Eczema Fast Healing Cream

Aveeno Ultra Calming Moisturizer

Elta MD Facial Sunscreen


May 8th, 2017    

Episode 192: Just Like My Ass, It’s Mine

Trigger Warning: This episode talks about sexual assault and harassment.


This week we talk about how we’ve learned to move through the world as women. We discuss how we work to keep ourselves safe and how we’ve reacted when we’ve been groped, flashed, or otherwise violated.

Amelia recommends: “The Sexy Brutale” and @bramblefae’s nail polish at BeeFae on Etsy.


Also Mentioned:


Cirque Du Soleil's “Zumanity



May 1st, 2017    

(Rerun) Episode 114: Was It Good Junk?

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast, we talk Dragon Age: Trespasser with special guest Waffles! We spoil all the things and some people are really into Solas. REALLY INTO HIM.

Amelia recommends: Mystery Show
Bell recommends: Dragon Age. Again.
Waffles recommends: Moving to cut your commute down.
Also Mentioned: 

April 24th, 2017    

Episode 191: Lube Questions

On this week's Can't Talk Podcast, Ness and Amelia talk about making a big career/life plan change. Mainly Ness talks about it and Amelia asks nosy questions.

Ness recommends: "The Lawrence Brown Affair" by Cat Sebastian

Amelia recommends: "A Closed and Common Orbit" by Becky Chambers

Also Mentioned:

"The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet"

"Men of the Manor: Erotic Encounters Between Upstairs Lords and Downstairs Lads"


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